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River city tunnel flush

He/she laying supine head hanging off of bed (think ghetto geyser), and ejaculate erupts from the nose with such force it thoroughly blasts the standing participants anus.

Ay get ova here and get yaself a river city tunnel flush ya scumbag!

by Butttrumpetusa June 29, 2019


River Trail Middle School

Most of the kids are white trying to act black anytime somebody who isn’t black is heard saying the β€˜N word’ every black person (me) gets triggered everybody wants to date in 6th grade. And all the white kids are racist except the Italian whites.

older friend : what school do you go to
Me: River Trail Middle School

older friend: *lmaoing there a...s...s off*

by Suckmy*kid spelled backwards* June 21, 2019


River City Science Academy!

A school where Turks vastly outnumber staff and students by 10 to 1. Where could a place possibly exist you may ask?
Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.

Scenario 1
Person3: *Yells on the top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "

Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar al asad"

Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"

Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later

Scenario 4:

Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!

by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamarr December 1, 2017

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cry me a river

This word is the action or sequence that losers does it.

Get of the master head room (no i dont want to)
Then cry me a river you LOSER!!!

by the raitor August 20, 2019

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


May River High School

A shitty high school in South Carolina full of edgy white boys who juul constantly, rich bitchy girls who do nothing but spread drama and party, and staff who cares more about people being out of dress code than actually teaching. Home to a giant religious cult known as the Student Section and our supreme overlord, Father Bornscheuer.

Jabroni 1: Where do you go to school?
Jabroni 2: I go to May River High School.
Jabroni 1: Oh shit, you go to May River? What a fucking loser!

by LittleRichard69 November 11, 2019

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


hutchison river parkway

Quite possibly the worst roadway in New York. Is filled with rubberneckers and people who need to invest in a pair of sunglasses. They call it a parkway because its a parking lot most of the time.

I wanted to fucking kill all those damdn rubberneckers on the hutch! It took my dumb long to get home!

by road rage May 27, 2005

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

by dtch lgnd July 31, 2015

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž