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A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.
Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
When a girl sits down on the toilet to take a nasty shit and blows a guy while shitting her ass out.
Man I just got a Reverse Blumpkin. That bitch shit her ass out while giving me head!
When you're peeing in a toilet while she's/he's eating your ass
I decided to try a reverse blumpkin the other night and then I s*** in her mouth.
Instead of blowing someone when they’re on the toilet, you eat someones ass when they’re pissing at a urinal
Skyla: I gave Remi a nice reverse blumpkin last night
Mateusz: Damn he must’ve cum into the urinal
When a woman is taking a shit and her man is fucking her face.
I gave Aaron a reverse blumpkin this morning before work. He'll have a great day!
Prarie Blumpkin, and verb. This is where a dude gets blown in a hot porta pottie, and as the guy getting blown cuts, he blasts his buddy in the face with an egg.
"What did you do this weekend? "
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"
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Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head
I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.