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Giving a guy a blow job while drinking whiskey off his cock.
Damn man, I was so slobbernockered I gave drunken blumpkin.
The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.
David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"
Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"
A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.
I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!
A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.
The mixture of pumpkin ale and chocolate porter or stout beers into one pint.
Hipsters don’t drink Black and Tan, they drink Blumpkin Beer!
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.
With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!
Pissing and shitting while receiving a blumpkin.
“Yo, last night this bitch gave me a busy blumpkin.”