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when a dude is kept from his bros too long by girlfriend, work, or location and begins to miss them as one would miss there home after moving or a vacation. when this occurs he will only admit this to a dude if asked. if not asked by a dude he will keep it hidden till he is reunited with his bros and purge the sickness with an bro night
Restaurant
girlfriend: hey babe whats the matter you? you haven't touched your food.
deprived bro:... nothing just thinking
ease dropping bro: man that guy is bro sick
A pilgrimage of best friends to a central location to celebrate the aforementioned friendship. Often male dominated, the festivities include golfing, football games, heckling, fraternizing with other males, and dipping your testicles in hot mustard.
Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.
Where is this winter's Bro Summit? Ski haus in Vermont or New Year's in The City?
This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.
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Fiercely bonded, a GoPro bro will always help a bro set up their GoPros to capture their broventures. Bros always be making sick videos and sharing their gnarly spills and thrills to bros all over the world. There's an old saying that marines say to each other, never leave a man behind, there are several classic movies like this, Blackhawk Down and Saving Private Ryan, well the GoPro bro is one in the same, never leaving a bro alone with a GoPro, always there, forever, endlessly helping, the GoPro bro realize their brotastic and awesome GoPro brospereinces. GoPro bros forever.
That GoPro Bro over there issure having a ball capturing there sick hacky sack tricks with his other GoPro bros. I wish I could be a GoPro bro one day.
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A scale of 1-10 to rate your buddies on what type of "Bro" they are
Points may be added or deducted depending on the conduct of that "bro"
for instance if a guy is rated 3 on the bro scale he is not a very good friend where if he was rated a 9 he is a close buddy that is always there for you.
"Bro-Scale" may also be called when a guy acts not in a "Bro" manner. This can be said to him to let him know that he is losing points on the bro scale
Guy 1: you ready to get wasted tonite?
Guy 2:Nah I think im gonna stay in with my Girlfriend and watch the note book.
Guy 1: Bro-scale...
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Bro chilling is when a man sticks his hand down his pants and just kind of parks it there. No rubbing or anything dirty, just chilling out maxing relaxing all cool.
Girl: It's so gross, whenever I talk to my boyfriend he is always bro chilling.
Guy: Hey that's not gross, it's just bro chilling, ya' know? It's so comfy.
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A social gathering between two straight men.
I was on my bro date with my BFF yesterday
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The male equivalent of a "basic bitch". Some basic bro behavior includes:
~ Wearing Ed Hardy shirts
~ Drinking Natty and/or Bud Light (usually day drinking)
~ Using copious amounts of Axe Body Spray
~ Removing one's shirt at the start of a basketball game despite nobody calling "skins"
~ Taking theme parties far too seriously
~ Wearing a baseball cap sideways or backwards and also wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of their eyes
~ Playing the guitar in public (badly)
"Fuckin' Todd is here. Dude is such a basic bro."
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