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The most common type of Australian dragon, which rears its young in a fiery pouch and breaths blue smoke
That Marsupial Dragon looked like a kanguroo.
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Whilst your girlfriend fellates you onboard an enemy helicopter, slowly insert a standard NES controller into her anus. Upon reaching orgasm, yank the controller out as quickly as possible. Then, hurricane kick her through the open helicopter hatch, shouting after her, "Marian does it better, bitch!"
"So, yeah, the old lady and me had some angry make-up sex on the way to Cuba. I gave her the ol' Double Dragon, and I didn't see her until breakfast."
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One who dances spastically.
Short, cosmic-like movements.
Tonight I'm gonna drop it like it's hot, comodo dragon up the ying yang.
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When a woman goes down on a man, the man then finishes while pushing the womans head down, resulting in the woman gagging and having the mans product shot out of both nostriles.
"I totally gave Genie the Raging Dragon Last night when she was sucking me off in the car!"
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The Greatest Roleplay Game in history. All current RPG video games have used aspects of Dungeons and Dragons in one way or another. This game brings people together, allows people to explore a new world, and creates the best inside jokes between you and your friends that play with you.
"Dungeons and Dragons is the best!"
"When are we having our next Dungeons and Dragons session?"
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After I was done masturbating my hand was covered in Dragon Spit
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A mythical creature that no-one has ever seen.
"Have you ever heard the story of the Unicorn Dragon?"
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