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When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.
Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.
when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel
"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"
An individual who flirts and attempts to pick up females, with the individual not consuming alcohol in the entire process.
"Yo bro let's get plastered tonight at the club and pick up some chicks."
"idk bro that dry wheeling asshole is there, we gon have us some real competition."
To drop a turd in a completely dry toilet. Often this requires turning off the water and the use of a plunger. The goal is make a turd that will smell really bad and for a long period of time. Dry Bowls can also attract flies.
Oliver bragged about the 49ers losing the Super Bowl so I got him back by Dry Bowling his toilet.
Camping alone. Similar to dry humping; you go through all the motions but don't get any.
Jim goes dry camping all the time because his wife won't go with him.
A proper boring or irritating bell end of a human
Norman: "So if you don't mind paying an extra £2 as you had the chips...
Dave: "omg piss off you dry slice. Take your 2quid you tight arse and buy a personality"
When you're whipping cocaine with littlest water as possible... It gives you a better hold and stick to the baking soda...it will give you a better stretch... Dry whip gets a bad name because it's the opposite from straight drop the more baking soda less the potency
I just dry whipped a 36 to a 56 I stretched it... it's not the best but it's good though it will sale