A boy who has taken 73 calculus courses(once with Hitler) and claims to be 6β while only being a mere 5β11β
God Ethan Nitzsche ran into the elevator door again
18π 3π
A taller peach haired man that sucks short Asian cock and lives in a trailer park
Also has red hair and has many wifeβs and husbands .
Look thereβs a gay Ethan with an Asian man.
45π 9π
When you pretend not to be bothered by something that clearly bothers you, that you complain about constantly.
Mary: Did talk to Nathan yesterday? Mariah dumped him last week and he's acting like he doesn't care, but he won't stop talking about it.
Claire: That's totally pulling an Ethan.
10π 1π
People who are meant for each other but won't admit it
Maddie and Ethan are so going to date someday
21π 4π
A me me who can be very smelly at times
Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today
the finest 21 year old brunette ever.
β ethan cutkosky is so hot.β
Person one: look itβs Ethan Cornish
Person two: heβs a rapist lmao