A boy who has taken 73 calculus courses(once with Hitler) and claims to be 6’ while only being a mere 5’11”
God Ethan Nitzsche ran into the elevator door again
A taller peach haired man that sucks short Asian cock and lives in a trailer park
Also has red hair and has many wife’s and husbands .
Look there’s a gay Ethan with an Asian man.
When you pretend not to be bothered by something that clearly bothers you, that you complain about constantly.
Mary: Did talk to Nathan yesterday? Mariah dumped him last week and he's acting like he doesn't care, but he won't stop talking about it.
Claire: That's totally pulling an Ethan.
People who are meant for each other but won't admit it
Maddie and Ethan are so going to date someday
A me me who can be very smelly at times
Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today
the finest 21 year old brunette ever.
“ ethan cutkosky is so hot.”
A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.
A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER