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Use of a mathematical model in the English language.
It is customary to write items in a series with required articles. For example, we write 'a book, a pen, a rubber and a bag'. Mathematically speaking, the article 'a' is common to all the items. So put in a mathematical format, it would be like 'a (book, pen, rubber and bag)' and would be 'a book, pen, rubber and bag' with the removal of brackets/parentheses. (However, mathematics does not allow this.) Both expressions are acceptable.
Suppose we write 'a book, a pen, an erasure and a bag'. Here, the article 'a' cannot be taken as a common factor because there is 'an' before 'erasure'. So it would be wrong to say 'a book, pen, erasure and bag'.
English-o-metrics is a hypothetical branch of linguistics.
The funniest british school in kuwait. Best teacher’s hands down. Students might be a bit retarded but they’re some funny ass people.
International teachers wanting to teach abroad: come to TEA it’s a good laugh honestly. Quality content 10/10
(Year 7 students are midgets and year 8s are akbar 9aidat)
Year 9 is the worst yeargroup this school year
Year 10 no comment
Year 11: chillest and funniest group of students. Will truly be missed
Oh shit you go to a british school, is it the English academy? Maskeen 9aida tagzer 3alayk yala yala bye
Pirate English is the language of any direct translation from a given language to english in Google Translate, without any kind of mand-handling. Hence, the sentences might be difficult to understand.
Danish -> Pirate English
ALLE MAND PÅ DÆK! - ALL MEN ON TIRES!
When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.
Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.
Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial
English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!
Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.
Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
having sex with six people at once and then ditching half of them, named after king Henry VIII of england.
Damn, bob had an english henry last night!