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A granola bar, Power Bar, Clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.
Todd: On a lighter note...
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.
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A release of gas from the anal cavity renowned for its particular moistness and pungent odour. Unlike a normal fart, and other categories of cruel fart, the swamp fart is distinct in a number of important respects. It is formed by poorly-digested vegetable or fruit matter incubating in the colon for an extended time period. This results in an uncomfortable build-up of methane gas, which when combined with semi-liquid foodstuffs, produces a wet fart sound when omitted. This is often confused with a pudding fart due to its bass timbre. However, a swamp fart is so foul smelling that it causes an immediate gagging response from those nearby. Commonly, those responsible for swamp farts quickly vacate the environments contaminated by their own farticles both to avoid blame and to check their undergarments for undesirable debris, often referred to as fart sauce.
Kimi and Chaz are sitting in their local pizza restaurant.
Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!
Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!
Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?
Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...
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Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.
After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.
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A sudden and involuntary (although depending on the source, not altogether unexpected) release of ignorance.
Jeff had a brain fart and locked his keys in his car (again!)
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A submissive roleplayer who's orders are to eat farts out of a dominant roleyplayer's anus.
My fart slave got down on his knees and opened his mouth and ate my farts real good.
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To fart into a cupped hand and quickly bringing it up to your nose to sniff it. He cupped a fart
Joe couldn't get enough of his own farts. He sat there cupping a fart all day.
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When you're in the shower, and there is soapy water running down betwixt your butt cheeks and you let out a burbling, bubbling foamy fart wind, you have experienced a Fart Gargle. The fart gargle is best experienced in close quarters, specifically in older, smaller shower surrounds. Ceramic tiles and stone are an ideal acoustical surface to properly reverberate the fart gargle.
My girlfriend walked in on me in the shower right when I was in the middle of some serious fart gargling. She immediately turned around and left, as I was left alone to bathe in the stench and echo of a truly magnificent fart gargle.
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