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When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
N. When a person hides drugs inside their body
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)
Yo dude, did you hear about Mark's party last night? He got a Florida pinata! Everyone was wasted!
An additional fridge kept in a garage almost exclusively for alcohol.
Man, you're out of beer! Oh don't worry there's more in the Florida fridge.
While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.
Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.
A Florida womper is a crazy crack head that can’t decide over crack and tweak
This dude named Kyle is a Florida Womper
A sex position where you dip you’re dick in gas and fuck her then pull out and light her pussy on fire
I gave my dog a Florida firecracker
Nickname for fort lauderdale florida so named because of the spring breakers and partiers .
Father to son: son where are you going to go for spring break? Son: I think I'll take a stay cay and plant ☘️ indigenous trees in the green space near the community college. Father: back in my day we'd go down to. Fort likkertail florida for sun sex booze and drugs. Son: times change Dad.