Texas Low Rider

A Texas girl who is so big that her horse’s back sags in the middle.

When Beatrice rode her horse to the rodeo even the bulls stopped and stared.

“Wow that’s a real Texas low rider” said one of the cowboys

low-IQ person

a person who is appallingly ignorant and stupid; a fucktard; an assclown; an ignoranus; a trumpanzee; a person who has been magatized or lobotomized; a Republican; a Trump supporter; a member of the so-called "Trump base" ... see Donald J. Trump.

A consensus of psychologists agree that when Trump calls someone a "low-IQ person" he is projecting his own stupidity.

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Low key bae

When bae does not know they are your bae

"OMG I want to squeeze jakes butt"

"Do it!"
"I can't, he's only low key bae"

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Low Key

The mad tightest band ever to grace the music world with their talent...

*low* POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEHHHH
*high* in the name of love!!

Guy 1: THIS BAND ROCKS
Guy 2: Its such a LOW KEY

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Low-key Dab

A half-hearted dab used in parody situations. Executed by having your wrists limp, head to one side, and eyes rolled while keeping your arms closer in than a regular dab.

Shaylene low-key dabbed when Jake told a unfunny joke he thought was hilarious

low key cute

When someone is cute but you think it's too weird to straight out say it.

Kate: Hey Bridget, Sam just said I was low key cute, what does that mean?

Bridget: Don't worry, that just means that he thinks you're cute.

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Low Income Lunch

A lunch generally made out of inexpensive ingredients, such as a ham/bologna, cheese, and mayo (or miracle whip) sandwich. This lunch can also be a last resort option if nothing else is found around the living quarters to consume.

I cant find anything else good to eat! I better make me a low income lunch.

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