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When a handheld electronic device tells you it has a full charge when really it has less.
Sally: How did my phone go from 100% to 86% in five minutes!?
John: Sounds like a ghost charge.
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Ghosted relationship is where a man/woman who dissapeared and did not talk or text their partners.
Ghosted relationship ? Just break up
when you wake up or sit up after being in an awkward position and you have red marks that look like hickies
Boy: Where did you get those hickies?
Girl: Oh, these are ghost hickies. I slept all twisted up last night.
When you hear the lyrics to a song and search for the name of it, but can find absolutely nothing related to it
Damn it! I really like the music but searching for the lyrics won't help. Must be a ghost track.
Like ghosting, except instead of completely dropping communication, decreasing communication by around 99%
“Ugh, mark is totally soft-ghosting me. We used to constantly talk daily, now he only sends me like one snap a day.”
The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.
My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.
When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.
Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.