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Having gone totally nuts. Or, turned irrevocably stupid.
Yeah, Simmons thought there were frog people in his closet pilfering all his socks. I'm telling you, he's lost his marbles!
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Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.
He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.
When you suck someone’s dick and they really like it when someone chokes on their dick, because it makes them feel like they’ve got a big dick. So you like choke on the dick while sucking it, it’s like an ego booster.
“Sidney isn’t doing so good lately, I think I should pittsburgh his penguin.”
Working out in the gym, exercising in the park, cross-fit, basically any form of exertion intended for fitness towards making their body more appealing.
Where is Dan?
Oh, he's downstairs in the gym jacking his rig.
When harassing women just isn't as fun as it used to be.
"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"
'Under His eye' is a parting phrase used by Christian Reconstructionists to wish one protection under the eye of God, as he/she departs. The specific theology behind this popular locution lies in 2 Chronicles 16:9.
Jacob: I'm leaving to return to my house.
Priscilla: Under His eye.
Statement said when someone does not agree with your opinion. Meaning that even though they don't like it you do.
1: Look at that car there it's rockin!
2: No it's not.
1: Well, to each his own.
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