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Actually originating in the piedmont of North Carolina, the Irish Wristwatch occurs during anal intercourse. The male, lying on his back, is mounted by the female; she rotates (preferably clockwise) while drinking a bottle of Irish Cream, whether it is Bailey's, O'Mara's, etc.
I gave Jo an irish wristwatch
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The slang term referring to the commonly below average, small penis of Irish men.
"Cindy, you know I'd date Tom, but I'm not feeling the whole Irish Disease, I don't want to date a guy with a small cock."
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receiving oral sex from a partner than ejaculating on his or her face, finishing off with a punch in the jaw and then you bite their ear.
"after the Irish bulldog karen wanted to call it a night."
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A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:
1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up
2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name
3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks
The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks
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fill a glass up with 3/4 guiness. then fill a shot glass with 1/2 irish whisky and half baileys irish cream.. drop the shot glass in the beer and chug!
"wanna do some irish car bombs"
"sure"
chugs and pukes
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as in doing an irish jig on someones head. i:e practically kicking a prods face in.
i'm gonna do an irish jig on that cunts head
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Just like the angry pirate the man is getting head, he pulls out, dick pokes her in the eye, and kicks her shin. Upon doing all this the girl will get up on one leg, covering one eye thus making the pirate. To make it Irish the guy cums on her face before she gets up and throws a handful of Lucky Charms on it so they stick.
Professor: Why wasn't Aurora in class today?
Student: Colin gave her the Irish Pirate and she can't get them off her face
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