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Trading Jakes is when two males willingly exchange in the expulsion of bowels into their hands and subsequently pack it into one another's anal cavity. This hanus act is then followed by a lovers stroll through a mall while holding hands and retaining the foreign feces within their respective cavaties.
Tyson and Garrett's favorite past time is "Trading Jakes"
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A mentally unstable man who desperately yearns for 12-year-old's attention because he has nothing else to do with his life. His fans are normally children who seem very autistic, but really their parents are too busy cheating on each other, or selling drugs. These children are extremely messed up.
Bro, you're acting like such a Jake Paul right now!
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noun- a leathery, crotchety, seasoned firefighter that believes he/she is God's gift to creation due to his/her experience and knowledge gained while working in the greatest profession on earth. AKA: the best job in the world.
noun- a disorder suffered by firefighters, sometimes called "Salty Jake Syndrome".
Signs and symptoms of being a salty jake are the following :
1. Crusty, dented, scorched helmet (suddenly appears after 1 year on the job)
2. Dirty, stinking Bunker Gear with rips and tears all over
3. Sudden appearance of station uniforms resembling a domicile challenged individual
4. White officer devices that suddenly, over night, become charred and covered in soot
5. Waxing poetically about rubber coats and hip boots, (In spite of the fact of not being on the job when they were worn)
6. Entitlement attitude (this job owes me)
7. All stories begin with; "We had a Job", "Remember how it used to be", "This is how we do it here", "That company sucks", etc......
8. And the ultimate sign - a bushy mustache
My Knowledge of the fire service has been forever expanded by the vast influence of the salty jakes that I work with.
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A bitch who thinks its funny to joke around about women getting assaulted, takes twenty percent of his "friends" earnings, desperate as fuck for views yet is ungrateful for his 10 year old Disney fans who pay him, confused why multiple modeling companies denied him, womanizer, dumbass, and basically an Ohio white that tries to copy off of Logan Paul his successful brother but sadly didn't glow up.
"Who's Jake Paul?"
"A species of snake."
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When you pick up a guy that is clearly hotter than you. From the movie, Sixteen Candles.
Girl 1: What happened to you last night?
Girl 2: I totally bagged myself a Jake Ryan!
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Short for the Jacobs Engine Brake, a secondary braking system used on large deisel trucks like fire engines. Used with automatic transmissions, usually on trucks that carry a heavy load. The system uses the compression of the engine as resistance to slow the drivetrain. Beneficial because it reduces wear and overheating problems with brakes. Causes the engine to make a great deep sound that can be heard all around.
I would have burned the brakes right off that rig if it weren't for the Jake on there.
We were going down the hill in this neighborhood and when the Jake Brake kicked, the sound set everyone's car alarm off.
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