trunk job

An unspecified sex act between animals as described in the Geneis story re-visited on Fark.com.

"...the rhinocerous and the elephant gave the hippo a trunk job..."

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Parking Job

When one consumes both a stimulant such as Viagra and a sleeping aid such as Ambien then proceeds to fall asleep while still fully erect inside of a woman.

I was so tired that I couldn't even stay awake for sex, I wound up giving her a parking job.

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bieb job

A blowjob from a man while thinking of Justin Bieber.

That kid gave such a good bieb job I could have sworn it was J Biebz himself.

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Pop Job

It's the act of receiving a blow job while a female sucks on your penis while she has a mouth full of Pop Rocks.

Guy: Man I got the best Pop Job last night from my girlfriend.
Friend: *pound it*

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job's a carrot

When a job has been completed to a satisfactory standard.

"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.

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Roof job

When someone breaks into your car through the roof as it is usually the weakest part in some old cars.
usually done in large lots and done to many cars at once
things obtained from roof jobs consist of Motorola phones, fishers, and sony color tvs.

Ice T- called up my friend joe the roof job pro

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Hariblo Job

A form of a blow job where gummi bears are strategically sprinkled near a man's genitals and his partner eats them while giving him head.

I'm craving some gummi bears and your penis, take off your pants so I can give you a hariblo job.

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