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A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.
Have you heard of Juan Bellesito
“Who the fuck is that??”
using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
The bald prick that sold Daenerys Targaryen her unsullied.
Juan Sins is bald!
Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.
Una persona muy inmadura. Se traba constantemente al hablar, no le gusta que lo molesten y le gusta admirar las estrellas mientras acaricia un pene. Muy enamoradizo pero no la pone ni a gancho
chica: Juan Brassesco cómo estás? saludos
chico: bien si
A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.
Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.
Juan Miguel is an amazing person, he does everything great. He is a unique person that everyone wants to meet and follow. He is nice, funny, attentive and we could consider him almost a God. You can trust him with anything as he will solve all your problems without blinking. He may be the most perfect person there is and everyone knows it. Sometimes he is a bit cocky.
Girl A: OMG who is that guy, it's perfect!
Girl B: He is the most incredible person i've ever seen.
Boy A: For sure he is a Juan Miguel, he is a God.