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thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes
that person is asam kelly
An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
Emily kelly will be The sweetest girl you will know she is beautiful and kind if you know a Emily kelly don’t even lose her
Boy 1: hey you know Emily kelly right?
Boy 2: ya she is so sweet I don’t wanna ever lose her
Who is that next to Jesus at the last supper?
Kelly tersigni is the person next to Jesus
Kelly is the second name of many inbreds. If you know one, you might also notice that they're ugly as fuck. I tend to stray from Kelly's but sometimes being beside them makes me feel more confident and handsome.
KELLY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UNDER MY BED!?
A guys name his parents gave him cuz they were too high to think of s real Boys name..
Have u met that Kelly dude? U mean chick.. noo he's a dude:0
Just a big hoe who wants to fuck but shes still a baddie
Person : Is that kelly ??
Person 2 : shes a bit of a hoe :///