Kinda lesbian

A girl who likes to get it on with other girls, but will often switch back and forth between dudes and chicks. Will not say she is a lesbian, but she isn't fooling anyone. Does not come off as very masculine. Not to be confused with a bisexual (which is awesome).

Girl: "I think my friend is a lesbian."

Guy: "How do you know?"

Girl: "We had a girls night out, and she hooked up with all the other girls. She has a boyfriend and likes guys."

Guy: "She's kinda lesbian."

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Lesbian Emergency

Lesbian Emergency refers to a time when you need a lesbian and one just cant be found. Can also refer to running low on lesbian supplies. Occassionally mistaken for 'happy anniversary' which has caused many relationship problems.

'Hunn, we have a lesbian emergency."
'Lesbian emergency! Lesbian emergency!'

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lesbian drama

Drama, but lesbian drama. Often way, WAY more intense, akward, complicated and vicious than normal girl drama;everyone in a local lesbian social network has probably talked to eachother atleast once.

dude: “wait. so your ex left you for becky, then becky cheated on her with casey, then becky kissed you to spite your ex and casey dated your ex to spite becky??”

chick: “dont even TRY to wrap your head around it:it’s lesbian drama. this situation is CHILD’S PLAY compared to when susie moved in last year and wrecked up our neat pairing system!”

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Lesbian-Baldy

A bald lesbian.

"That lesbian is bald!"
"Yeah, she's such a Lesbian-Baldy."

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College Lesbian

A female going into college that makes a big deal about being a Lesbian, but everybody knows it's just a phase except her.

Carla : "Omg, you just broke up with Dylan?"
Jamie : "Yeah, since I'm a sophomore in College, I thought I should really find myself and I think I'm fully homosexual"
Carla : "Are you sure you're not just a College Lesbian?
Jamie : Of course not, this is the way I'm gonna be for the rest of my life!

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lesbian dick

Zack Kerr's penis.

Ashton, stop being such a fucking lesbian dick!

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lesbian seagal

A lesbian that looks like the "D" list actor Steven Seagal.

X: "Holy Shit! Is that Steven Seagal?"
Y: "No dumb ass, that's a bull dyke lesbian dressed like a biker- a lesbian seagal."

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