Xi Male

Xi males sit outside the hierarchy of other males, but use every other kind of males for their own gain. They are generally good with numbers, thus often end up pulling the strings in organizations and social situations. Xi males often trick other males, including Alpha and Sigma males into doing their bidding without the Alpha and Sigma males even knowing that they are doing things for the Xi male. In situations with women, they are extremely polite and deferent to women, treating them like actual people rather than objects to be used. They don't need to objectify women since they have so many males to do their bidding.

"Dude, yesterday, I got Jeff a coffee and I didn't even really want to. There's just something about him."

"He must be a Xi male or something."

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Sigma male

beta with 0 self awareness

:I'm such a sigma male"
Said John, who had no hoes, lived in his parent's basement, thought he was a stock market wizard with his 1 gamestop stock (which he bought after it peaked), no life, and no future.

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A Fem Male

The opposite of an alpha male, who thinks they are actually an alpha male.

That guy with the undercut is a fem male.

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Male Chauvinism

A form of affection

Kellie wanted me to do something sweet for her birthday. So I showed her some male chauvinism by asking her to clean my car. I of course got laid that night!

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Male Tears

1. Men acting as if they experience sexism in an inherently patriarchal society.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.

Person 1: "But what about custody legislation?"
Person 2: "Stop with the male tears please."

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Beta Male

A clingy, moody, and sometimes feminine man in both his mannerisms and habits. Strangely, women can't resist their puppy dog eyes and quirky charms.

Girl: AW! I LOVE MICHAEL CERA!!! HE'S SO CUTE!
Her Friend: I KNOW! He's a total beta male!

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Enigma Male

A male so brilliant he is cannot be properly understood by anyone else, including fellow Enigma Males. Enigma Males are a sub category in the Male hierarchy, they are found equivalent to the Alpha Male but instead find themselves detached from the main evolutionary strain.

Chad: Bro Elon Musk is such an Enigma Male, like nobody understands just how smart that guy is, like he has some unfathomable ideas.

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