Michael Gove

Backstabbing Tory git - Nickname 'Gover'

To be 'Govered' - New rhyming slang for 'To be fucked over' See Boris Johnson v Michael Gove re: Brexit

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michael-baycism

the prejudice a film director holds against groups such as women, minorities and all educated peoples; said prejudice manifests itself in the portraying these groups as inept, caricatures, and creating films that insult said groups and basic human intelligence

The rise of michael-baycism amongst film directors such as Brett Ratner and Michael Bay could unravel the accomplishments of The Civil Rights Movement and continue the work of George W. Bush in destroying the educational system.

Michael Clifford

second-guitar and vocal in the band 5 Seconds of Summer (more lovingly known as 5SOS). Michael changes his hair color often, leaving every girl's heart to be blown apart and become another piece of shrapnel. see "love of my life" for more.

"Oh my god, Michael Clifford did the thing." "Oh, fuck. I just died inside. Let me go rock back and forth on my bed for three hours." "Okay, have fun with that."

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Michael Bay

Explosions.

How to best sum up Michael Bay? Transformers, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon.

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Michael Phelps

Half man, half fish

Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record

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Michael Apodaca

A lazy PE teacher who is always on his fucking Laptop.

Look at that rock.. that’s how Michael Apodaca acts like.

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Michael Langdon

Character in 8th season of American Horror Story (played by Cody Fern), son of Satan, the Antichrist that has the biggest BDE in the whole fucking universe.

Michael Langdon is so hot I'm gonna join the church of Satan.

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