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In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.
Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.
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The reincarnation of Jesus and Nikola Tesla whose destiny is to electrocute all the gays.
Mike Pence "the electric fence" electrocuted 2000 fags today
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Usually a tall guy, can be fat, who loves to talk continously and most of the time is a basketball player. He is not always the best player, however, his size creates a balance with his overall skill. There are exceptions. I know of only four "Big Mike's", therefore I am basing my opinion around what I know of them. Only one of them uses something other then size to take the lead in a basketball game
Big Mike is a big guy
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to have a girl or guy if thats your style give you a blowjob
You dude i totally had this swamp donkey to talk into the mike last night in the bar bathroom
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Someone who was rude to Stranger Things’ own bby boy Will
“Oh my gosh did you see what Karen did to Tom?!”
“She totally did a Mike Wheeler”
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A former member of the Daytona Beach branch of the Outlaws motorcycle club. When Lynn joins the club in the early 1990s he thinks hes found a band of brothers. But the Daytona Outlaws are a dangerous band of violent criminals. Within a few months of Lynn joining the club, brotherhood begins turning sour: Lynns friends are beaten for disputing the orders of the clubs leadership. The chapter president bombs a rival clubs headquarters, and openly plots murder and mayhem.
Lynn wants out. Fearing for his life, he goes to the FBI and agrees to wear a wire. This was a very risky move for Lynn because The Outlaws despise snitches, their motto being "Snitches are a dyin' Breed". In a dangerous four-month investigation, Lynn and his FBI handler, Tim Donovan, gather enough evidence to convict the entire Daytona Beach chapter.
Lynn was then placed in the federal witness protection agency. He was forced to change his name and had to loose all contact with his friends and family. Today, he is most likely living somewhere on the West Coast of the United States, because the Outlaws don't have chapters out west, and risk starting a war if they enter Hells Angels territory.
He was profiled in a Documentary for National Geographic Channel
Mike Lynn snitched out his buddies and is they ever find him, hes a dead man because snitches are a dyin' breed!
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