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A person who can't make a single three-pointer in basketball. A Crum Bum usually has a dog named Otto that they have sex with 2-3 times a day.
"Did you see Crum Bum go 0-27 at the basketball game today? I bet hes gonna go home and drink pepsi while he fucks Otto"
The product of swamp ass that collects at the top of your butt crack.
My terrible case of swamp ass left a bum grease stain on my underwear.
the wild gnawing of a partners rump
lie down and i will dine
An alfresco bum lunch to feast on a street stranger
juices that flow from your anal glands that are sweet in taste
while erik was licking my ass "bum nectar" started to run down his chin
A slang term for male homosexuals, referring to their desire for anal sex with other males.
1st Guy: Dude, there goes captain fag and the bum bandits!
2nd Guy: Uh, that's Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats...
3rd Guy: Well duh, that's what he said...
the morning after a major booze fest you might splatter the pan with bum gravy/ass water/diarrhoea.
my guts were rotten this morning, i had a major case of bum gravy