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To become obligated to do something you don't want to do.
She told her mother I'd take her to church, she put me in the bag.
You're putting too much effort in. Stop being so extra.
Sally dresses up every day for school so Tom tells her, Sally you're putting ranch on it.
throwing up 4 means your obsessed with me and js love me sm 🫀
if your putting up a 4 you love tyler and your obsessed with him
When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis
Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?
Putting a hot and horny male stud (horse or man) into the pasture so that he can impregnate female horses (ponies).
Horse trainer A: Man, I'm gonna put Seabiscuit out to stud, he just is no good on the track anymore and his dick is almost done workin'.
Horse trainer B: Yeah man, there's nothing left for him. He's gotta be put out to stud.
Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!
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to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.
Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.
Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...
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