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To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)
Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!
You're putting too much effort in. Stop being so extra.
Sally dresses up every day for school so Tom tells her, Sally you're putting ranch on it.
To become obligated to do something you don't want to do.
She told her mother I'd take her to church, she put me in the bag.
Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."
Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."
Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."
Putting a hot and horny male stud (horse or man) into the pasture so that he can impregnate female horses (ponies).
Horse trainer A: Man, I'm gonna put Seabiscuit out to stud, he just is no good on the track anymore and his dick is almost done workin'.
Horse trainer B: Yeah man, there's nothing left for him. He's gotta be put out to stud.
Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!
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to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.
Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.
Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...
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