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Vodka and grapefruit juice glassed, with salt around the rim.
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When your girlfriend is giving you a hand job and keeps going after you ejaulated, causing the seamen to be rubbed all over your dick before sucking it.
Have you ever been with Kylie?
Yeah man! She gives the best salty bananas!
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The act of putting salt on a males baby maker, to shrink it to better suit somes needs. Makes small size, can fit in lil holes.
Erin was being a lil bitch and started to complain, so I better suited her needs and gave her a salty pablo in the ear hole. PERFORATION in the EAR DRUM
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The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.
John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!
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a salty muffin is someone is acting in a sassy/saucey manner.
that girl is being SUCH a salty muffin right now.
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An unclean pussy. A pussy that hasn't been washed for days. During oral sex, a pussy that is sour and or salty to the taste, and fishy in odour.
John: i was gonna go down on her, but came straight back up.
Harry: Salty fish
John: Yup
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The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.
Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!
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