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Satan's Piss

the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.

me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"

by liisadumbstupididiot December 21, 2020


Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.

"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."

by C0deRage October 17, 2019


Satan's raspberry

When somebody bends over and spreads their ass cheeks so you can blow them a raspberry right on their chocolate button

Dude, last night she gave me Satan's raspberry. Yeah she told me to bend over and spread my cheeks and then she blew a raspberry on my butthole, it was like taking a fart without the effort.

by Papa_Grande June 30, 2024


satans tits

the embodiment of anything evil but yet very interesting or appealing to the eyes such as gems or specific coins or just something very fun to yell

C.j yelled satans tits while he pulled his dick out to show it to mrs. hall while mckaelyn bombarded him yelling jahal alman

by Theseigerbeegers December 24, 2018


Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021


satans banquet

eating out a girl on the rag.

"It was crazy, Heather just went down and started enjoying a Satans banquet served up by Phoebe in the locker room last night after soccer practice!"

by Urban slang warrior January 23, 2021


Satanous

The act of acting like Satan.

Kim Jong Un is acting rly satanous towards his North Korean

by Ya boi pasty March 3, 2019