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A German industrial metal song by Tool that if translated to English is just a recipe for cookies.
Did you know the Die Eire von Satan is just a German recipe for cookies.
A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
a big hot chonkalonk with a big ding dong
((did i mention he's hot??)
h-hey satan~ UwU~~