HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-
Shart is when you shit and fart and the same time
Shart is when gou fart and shit at the same time you shart
Fart+Shit= when you fart and a little dingleberry falls out of your asshole.
Did you hear that Emily sharted in her towel in the locker room?
When you need to say the work shi* but there are kids/a kid around, so you substitute shi* with shart.
when some animal cant control their ass hole and when they let it rip a bit of shit comes out with it
I like to shart as i step through the door
when you think you are going to fart but a load and messy shit comes out in stead.
"oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts