A common phrase to describe someone who is suffering from a seizure or similar epileptic fit.
Person 1: Is Barbara okay?
Person 2: Don't mind her, she's just under the spaghetti.
When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.
Jim: Did you fuck her?
Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
When 30 or more rubber bands are in one place
In my hand is a spaghetti of rubber bands
When someone is acting in an incredibly annoying, bland way. Used as a derogatory term.
Wow, Susan is being midnight spaghetti right now!
On 25th march its common for spaghetti to rain. Just put your phone away and go outside and enjoy that spaghetti rain. Btw its very rare.
Brooo lets go outside its national spaghetti rain day
Commonly associated with Rimmer angry at Lister for sleeping with his mum. Generally happens when something out of your control accures.
Bob: Hey Jeff
Jeff: You slept with my girlfriend
Bob: Yeah, she was awesome
Jeff: Alfabety spaghetti