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Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”
When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web
*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!
1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area
“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”