K.I.S.S- keep it simple stupid
It’s a selling tactic when the seller gives the most simple information about the product so it will be easier for you to buy
K.I.S.S system in action-
Buyer: hey, can you tell me something about this dress ..?
Seller: it’s beautiful..(that’s all you need to know)
Can you take a polar bear and put it in an orphanage to steady population
The line at this restaurant is too long they should really use the Polar system in this place
Made popular by the FXX show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where it is the fictional character Mac's version of the D.E.N.N.I.S System, in which he would make a move after women who the equally fictional character Dennis Reynolds used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on.
M - Move
A - After
C - Completion
Example of the M.A.C system
Man #1: Uses the D.E.N.N.I.S System on a woman and then ditches them.
Friend of Man #1: Takes his place as he puts the M.A.C system into effect.
A man who's part of the system
"Hello My name is TFK, I'm a system man"
When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.
Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
A commonly used system for rating physical attractiveness, the person in question is given a mark out of 10 to one decimal point. For example Kate Hudson would score a solid 7.8 out of 10.
It is more commonly referred to as the D-Grading System.
Hey that girl looks hot, what is she on the Deci Grading System?
Let's d-grade new girl.
God he is so ugly he needs d-grading
Something you can trust, the system will keep you safe, out of trouble and will help you through any problem, the system will set you free.
The System: Repeat after me ”The System will set me free”
You: The System will set me free