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Corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.
When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!
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Pre sexual intercourse, tabasco sauce and itching powder is put inside the condom which is then rolled on.
Hot itching sex follows!
"Stud muffin! i've got something to spice up our sex life, lets try a firey Mexican "
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who controls the computer system wins election.
Yo dude, U never know the winner! mexican election hombre pulls plug...
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.
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The sexual act of funneling ants into the butt
I blind folded my girlfriend and gave her a Mexican vacation. We are no longer together.
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A sexual act in which you take a juicy pepper while doing a girl doggy-style and then quickly sqeeze pepper on yourself and stick it back in. Then yell " AYAYAYAYAYAYYA"! The sensation is amazing, after this, you must get off, then send her on her way.
Dude, I totally gave that chick a mexican sendoff last night, she wouldn't stop crying....
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A sexual act involving a very large woman. A "mexican rugburn" is performed by having the fat chick get naked (perferrably after foreplay so she is wet and sweaty) and then having her spread her cheeks, sit on your face, and rub her butt back and forth very rapidly. When done, you will have a rugburn on your face from her butt pubes and you will be brown like a Mexican cause of the dinkelberries.
Some fat cow gave me a Mexican Rugburn, I still can't smell anything but feces and wet fish
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A sexual act in which one penetrates their partner's vagina with a full, frozen bottle of Corona.
After three hours in the freezer, I shoved that Corona up the bitch's snatch. She loves the chilly mexican.
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