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Uber

It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.

A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021


Uber

An excessive amount of; over stimulized

That city swan was uber dirty.
That pool was uber awesome.

by Lina43019971115 January 16, 2012


uber

an adjective to describe what it feels like when you go outside and you find it's much colder than you anticipated

Uber, uber, uber, I'm freezing, it's cold out here!

by Midwest Mom March 27, 2009


Uber

Peewee's favorite thing to consume, well strippers and uber are his favorite, anyways the definition of Uber is Coke, Cocaine, Yayo, blow, snow, white, powder, dust, flake, cola, bump, line, etc.

Mr. Peewee once quoted "FYI my bday is tomorrow ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ โ™‚๏ธ not saying I want gifts ๐ŸŽ but u guys know what I like ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ " "UBER, and lapdances, oh and chinitas"

Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"

Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"

Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"

Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.

by Mr. Rogus December 14, 2018


uber

An app where you can pay people to drive you where-ever you like for an other worldly cost

person 1: "uber for (name)?"
person 2: "yeah, that's me" *gets in*

by cowmas : ) December 26, 2022


uber

1. an app for people too rich for muni

2. sufficiently better than lyft

U wanna bus home with me?
-Nah, I just ordered my uber

by iwantfoodpleasefeedme March 21, 2018


uber

The same thing as 1337. There are two types of people. Ubers and 1337.

Dude, I am the Uber sniper

by Nitsud March 30, 2004