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Gurt Water

That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.

Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."

Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"

by ErlerterVern May 19, 2013


Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

by The Lintlicker October 1, 2011


Thuggizzle Water

Thuggizzle Water Is A Spring Water Sourced Deep In The Appalachian Mountains Of Georgia Where Over 65" Of Rainfall A Year On Average

Did you know that Thuggizzle Water comes from the Appalachian Mountains Of Georgia?

by May 19, 2022


egg water

Suddybuddy's secret that she accidentally gave to Diego

haha suddy remember egg water?

by gaynigger.org August 18, 2017


water balance

a shitty thing you learn about in grade 9 ecology

what the fuck is water balance

by G3 WougE March 12, 2019


Angel Water

When your name is Angel and you carry vodka in a water bottle in your purse. Then it becomes "Angel Water."

She was sipping her Angel Water as the night went on.

by airems March 15, 2018


water rights

Prior appropriation water rights is the legal doctrine that the first person to take a quantity of water from a water source for "beneficial use"—agricultural, industrial or household —has the right to continue to use that quantity of water for that purpose.

what the heck is water rights?

by nobody else here May 28, 2017