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An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!
Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!
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A person that usually does meth and other drugs. A large person. Someone who likes to suck and blow a lot of cock.
Quit sucking that mans cock Meth!!!! Dont do drugs mmkay drugs are bad mmkay... or else you will be called methew woods or Meth Woods
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a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car
"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."
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1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.
"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."
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Diet Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan Lime
Hey bartender Give me that Tiger Woods Drank
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The guy who has just read the above definition and is reading this right now.
you
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Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"
"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"
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