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A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
The fleeting period of time after a man has begun courting a female through text message in which he must secure face-to-face interaction in the pursuit of smashing vag. Once the said pussy window has closed, any further attempts will be regarded as pathetic desperation.
Bro: Did you smash that broad from the bar the other night?
Bro 2: Naw man, I've been a high-ass and waited too long, I think the pussy window has closed.
Back when you had to take your self to the unemployment office in order to file for unemployment the help desk would send you to window "E"
Mike got fired again so he back at window "E"!
When you squeeze your partners nostrils with your ass cheeks.
I window locked her good and hard. She couldn’t sneeze for a week.
When you're having sex in the doggy style position and one or more persons involved is watching the sexual interaction in a mirror. Doggy in the fuckin window.
"So we were in doggy style and I was watching it in the mirror like doggy in the window. It was so hot."