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When you wipe your ass after taking a shit, thinking you wiped enough, but then you have to return within minutes to wipe again
Damn my asshole itches and feels slimy, guess I need to return for an encore wipe
A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass
Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
When a male wipes a females ass with his whiskers.
"Hey man, did you go down on her?"
"Nah, but I gave her a whisker wipe"
A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm
After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area
Something that nicholas black monkey ass self would say
commonly used in deepwoken
YOU KILLED ME IM WIPED BRO WTF