love that for you

kind of like love that, but generally means that you don't actually care

a: omg, i got a 101% on the bio exam
b, who got a 60%: wow, love that for you

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piss on you

parody song done by Dave Chapelle on an episode of Chapelle's Show. the tune of it is very similar to R. Kelly's "Feelin On Yo Booty."

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do
I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you

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it's not you, it's me

I no longer find you attractive, but I can't say that because then I'll feel guilty. Oh, by the way, good riddance.

Girl: Listen, Harry, we need to talk...

Harry: huhuhuh whatfor sexy hot girl?

Girl: Look... it's not you, it's me. I don't think this is working out.

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Is you rollin

Rolling on Ecstasy.

Did you pop that pill? Is you rollin yet?

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You alright?

Greeting, as in "How are you?".

Ann: Hello Ralph! You alright?

Ralph: I'm good, thanks.

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Be who you are

Gay

You:I am gay
Me: BE WHO YOU AREEE

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You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.

Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

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