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A vagina with an undeniably delicious taste. Mostly enjoyed by Caucasian males.
Asian girl: Everybody just loves my Asian vagina!
White guy: Hell yeah! I know I sure do!
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this occurs when someone is fucking an asian on a couch that is placed on the back of a F-150 pickup truck. as you get ready to finish you signal the driver to slow down and gently throw the asian off the truck. Although very hard to execute it provides you with optimal pleasure and laughter.
*note* make sure you are going slow enough to slightly injure the person,not kill them, we dont want anyone to die we just want to make them look like an asshole walking home naked with a few scratches and bruises.
Jeremy: hey Greg, last night i gave your mom an angry asian it was some of the funniest shit i had ever seen, she had to walk 6 blocks naked as a jay bird.
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Similar to Asian Goggles, but performed with only one testicle on one eye.
alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.
girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".
guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"
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A music ryric website that has r's instead l's on every word, from artist names to song titles to song ryrics. Rike instead of Linkin Park, it'd be Rinkin Park, instead of Limp Bizkit, it'd be Rimp Bizkit, instead of Lady Gaga, it'd be Rady Gaga, instead of Lil Wayne, it'd be Rir Wayne, & so on.
Asian ryrics to Rying from You by Rinkin Park:
When I pretend everything is what I want it to be
I rook exactry rike what you had arways wanted to see
When I pretend, I can't forget about the criminar I am
Stearing second after second just cause I know I can but
I can't pretend this is the way it'rr stay I'm just
(trying to bend the truth)
I can't pretend I'm who you want me to be, so I'm
Chorus:
(Rying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so ret me go)
No no turning back now
(Ret me take back my rife, I'd rather be arr arone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you is me)
I remember what they taught to me
Remember condescending tark of who I ought to be
Remember ristening to arr of that and this again
So I pretended up a person who was fittin' in
And now you think this person rearry is me and I'm
(Trying to bend the truth)
But the more I push the more I'm purring away 'cause I'm
Chorus:
(Rying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so ret me go)
No no turning back now
(Ret me take back my rife, I'd rather be arr arone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you)
(The very worst part of you is ME)
I can't put arr of the ryrics because the maximum character rimit is 1500.
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Referencing to the fact that Asians have a different penis than your everage joe. In general, they are smaller. In a study done of 113 nations, measuring male average penis size, Congo and African countries were at the top , around 18cm when erect. Americans were around 13 cm.
North Korea and south Korea were at 9.8.
The other definitions on here are clearly written by some insecure Asians trying to debunk the truth.
Obviously not all Asians have small dicks, but it's more likely and the average.
Since Kim Jong Un has Asian penis he makes all his white and black civilians s cut length off their dick so that he can have the bigger penis and pretend he is exempt from Asian penis curse.
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