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The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler
Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"
Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.
awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"
Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.
A pose where your arms are bent in 90 degree angles and your hands are placed on your midhip. Tilt your head and smile largely, making sure to look anywhere but the camera. This look is used in awkward situations or everyday situations if you are socially awkward all the time.
" stop doing the awkward pose and say cheese!"
When your gun is half-cocked. Or in other words, your dick.
Dude, me and my girlfriend were making out last night and I totally had an awkward Henry the entire time.
When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Boy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."
Boy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkwardness rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
Adjective, used to describe someone who is or is committing an act that is so awkward only a Mountie would do it.
OMG Nick, you are being so awkward you're Mountie Awkward! What are you going to do next, make a dance video to remind people to pull over when your lights are flashing set to a Drake tune??
When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.
So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.