awkwardence

occurence of awkwardness

al wanted tim to tell stacy that he didn't like her. the whole mess was a awkwardence

Awkward Awkward

Interjection. Used when confronted with an awkward situation and one awkward does not suffice.

Ben: Do you have a crush on John?
Audrey: Awkward awkward...

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awkward

When something weird or embarrassing happens, and there's that silence after it. No one really knows what to say, or choose not to say anything. Just back slowly away..

When you're making out with someone and then you realize your zipper is down. You zip it up slowly...But he notices *awkward*

When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"

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Awkward

When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.

...ohh...well this is awkward....

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awkwardate

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)

Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.

awkward

passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.

the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.

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awkwardize

The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.

"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"

"How can you find that stuff funny?"

"..."

"I totally awkwardized this conversation."