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When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit
Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!
Otis - Dude.....gross
its simply the bradman bandits
"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"
"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"
1.)A lesbian who engages in oral copulation with another girl
Don't bother trying to pick up on those two, their canyon bandits(e.g. it's cool my old lady goes both ways.... She's a total canyon bandit)
When a guy has a bigger dick than you and steals your significant other
Don’t let the big dick bandit get close he’ll steal your bitch
A guy who has a massive penis that steals another’s man’s girlfriend.
The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit
TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…