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Toilet Twist

When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).

Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”

Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”

by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019


toilet princess

A woman who is aroused by massive or minimal dumpage on her chest/body.

Brandi "the toilet princess" loves having her girlfriend take dumps on her chest.

by Tirissa March 8, 2018

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toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018


toilet taco

a taco you eat in the bathroom

skott: where should i eat my taco
grace: in the bathroom its a toilet taco

by heelysbiggestfan March 2, 2018


Toilet-Brother

Toilet-Brother definition

A brother (and/or sibling, i.e. toilet sister toilet sibling) who only shows up to visit when their sibling, friend or loved one during times when the lives of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toilet.

This moniker applies to the visiting sibling regardless of whether their visit is to revel in the misfortune of the sibling they are visiting or if they are visiting to provide real support, if the visiting sibling only visits during times when the life of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toiletof existence.

Toilet-Brother

James is a toilet-brother because he only visits me when my life is fucked up beyond all recognition.

by the real jm November 30, 2019


toilet lean

The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.

friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"

man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."

by 1freeradical November 18, 2011


toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

by skeptic_here May 16, 2016