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Seeing a womans vagina while she is twerking
Did you just see Miley Cyrus' beef twerky?
Yeah it looked just like a punched donut.
Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.
"Fuck me, baby!"
"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."
A beef tank is a muscley man girls call to move out of a house/ mansion. These beef tanks are all over the place and are ready to pack at the snap of your fingers.
Look at that beef tank move that chair!
ALSO, go next door to ask that black beef tank to help you move your shit.
Who needs Meathead Movers when you have a beef tank!
A sexual act in which a man takes a shit into a blender, the next step consists of the man adding prime rib and beef filets to the concoction, the final step is the man splooging his seed into the blender and combining the ingredients.The man gets the beef latte and slathers it all over his mate in which he penetrates until the beef latte creams out of her vaginal crevice.
How did you enjoy that sloppy beef latte last night.
Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
When 2 pregnant women are in a malicious feud over which one of them is better at being pregnant.
LA: “OMG! Did you see Jesslyn absolutely GRILLIN’ Audra while waiting for table 52’s drink?? Now she’s talking soooo much shit!”
LER: “DUDE, I know!!!! It seems like she wasn’t making it for her on purpose...I think we got a Pregnant Beef on our hands here at the restaurant!!!”
The act of ejaculation after receiving a blumpkin as you drop a meaty Duce.
Old Blowy got a beef & cream from swisher Sweden after his birthday Taco Bell meal.