Slather

A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.

Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.

Ooh so good!

Slather

The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.

I slathered her up with my man juices.

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Slather

To cover all; to fully spread

You don't need to slather the cake in icing

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slather

(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.

She slathered my weasel with her greazle.

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Slathered

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

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Slathers

Exactly 10 bakers doezens of people. Like if you put butter on bread but the butter was people.

There were slathers of people at the school. That’s not a lot, but it kinda is.

Slathered

The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.