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(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)
Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!
"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
―Bender
Ooh, let's go!
Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.
Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts
How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.
Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts
Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy
Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
(add me on discord for the rest + more parodies @Nivid#0004)
Queer's Gayest Shits
Featuring:
Killer Peen
Brohemian Chrapsody
You're My Boyfriend
Somebody To Fuck
Tie Your Brother Down
We Fuck The Champions
We Will Fuck You
Spread Your Cheeks
CumOnMy Face
Fat Bottomed Boys
Don't Fuck Me Now
Boy Of My Life
(My) Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Fuck Me
Play The Wang
Smash
Secret Semen Pies
Obedience Lover Boy
Now I'm Cumming
Another One Bites My Nuts
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The Medieval Middle finger.
Fuck off.
John: Your such a prick Erin.
Erin: I Bite my thumb at you *bites thumb in johns general direction*
John takes offense and stomps away.
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1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3
Ginger Bread Man: Bite my crunchy brown ass!
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It pretty much mean fuck you in lamens terms, or a different way to flip someone off back in the day
I bite my thumb at thee for being such a disgrace!
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Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.
I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.
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the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware
give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites
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