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When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.
Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba
The girl who rides on the back of a man’s motorcycle. Similar to arm candy.
Jane: She follows Chad everywhere. does she even know how to ride a motorcycle?
John: Nah, she’s just his bike candy.
I went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. I said HELL NAH!
Candy colours could be soft pastel colours
for example;
Pink -> Sweet rose
Orange -> Peach
yellow -> Lemon
green -> Mint
Blue -> Babybell blue
Purple -> Lilac
"these candy colours are represented well in this floral painting"!!!
I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.
im lowkey a necrophiliac, but that's sorta illegal. so i just unleash my sexuality on candy canes.
Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch
Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...