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when you fuck a girl in the ass and pull your dick out and slap her in the throat with it
i gave that bitch a chocolate bowtie
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4 guys, 2 teams. 2 of them drench their dicks in chocolate syrup. The other has to suck all the chocolate off. Whoever sucks it off first, wins. The loser has to get creampied in the ass from the other three.
Man, I was really sucking at it when we were playing Chocolate Creampie yesterday.
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A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.
I ate her out, licked her tit, then shit in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.
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a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.
fancy a chocolate ploughman?
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The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.
"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'
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The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.
While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.
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Where's the bathroom, I gotta shoot the chocolate.
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