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This is where you lay a large mud monkey on your partners head while violently masturbating!
Last night I gave cheech "the "chocolate helmet""
4 guys, 2 teams. 2 of them drench their dicks in chocolate syrup. The other has to suck all the chocolate off. Whoever sucks it off first, wins. The loser has to get creampied in the ass from the other three.
Man, I was really sucking at it when we were playing Chocolate Creampie yesterday.
A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.
I ate her out, licked her tit, then shit in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.
A more colorful choice of words to describe a wigger. White nigger.
I got car jacked the other day but it wasn't even a real chocolate. It was a chocolate cracker!
Where's the bathroom, I gotta shoot the chocolate.
Taking your laptop or internet phone into the bathroom while defecating.
Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop
Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf
The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.
While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.