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A level of hell where the Internet is too slow and the food is too expensive. A place where all you breathe in is cigarette smoke and all you see is ratchet people everywhere. This is where you are doomed to end up if you're stupid or broke.
"Where does she go to college?"
"Nassau Community College"
"Oh, that's ...nice."
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Two-year public college located in Paramus and Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Typically serves the high schoolers who were unable to get into a real school, and is considered to be a joke to the students. Also, the destination for over half of high school graduating classes.
John: Where you going to school next year?
Brian: Bergen Community College. It'll be high school all over again.
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Intrusive 24-page survey that Americans will be required by the Census Bureau to fill out every year. It asks questions such as how many bathrooms you have in your house and how many miles you travel to work.
It's mandatory and you can be fined $100 per question for not answering.
When I received my American Community Survey, I crumpled it up and threw it away.
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A bucket, or similar vessel, shared between at least two persons for the purpose of collecting semen.
Could you please pass the communal cum bucket, as one is thirsty.
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A "College" the size of T. J. Maxx. Where everyone should take Mr. Kyle for econ cause he's so awesome, and everyone has a crush on Professor Nolan cause he's so hot. Ben Affleck - Ross = Nolan
Person 1:Where do you go?
Person 2:I go to Cayuga Community College
Person 1:is that the college next to the hardware store?
Person 2: ummm yea but my English Professor is really Hot
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Like the KKK if the KKK played roblox. The most toxic pile of trash you could ever hope to come across. Filled with men who are(unconfirmed) in their mid 40's acting like children. It has 2 sides both equally insufferable to coexist with. The pvp community enjoy forcing animals to fight for matches that usually last for hours. And the trade community that enjoy shamelessy taking advantage of kids for funny coloured pixels.
Person1: "Did you hear that the loomian legacy community got someone banned because he won a rainbow duskit?"
Person2: "Ofcourse they did"
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Lucan community college, what comes to mind when you think of it; youth, pride etc-well let me give you a bit of insider news. In this school, the classroom are divided like this: Retards are at the back, ones that try to learn are in the middle and the ones that slow down the class are at the front. If you think you are going to this school to learn well, then you can fuck off, like take maths for example. Back in primary, I was sweating my nipples of i was so good at maths, now I'm a retard like fuck me can you just teach algebra, so we can understand.
Anyway don't go to this school but when thinking about it there just really isn't anywhere else to go, I mean you could go to the crack heads at ACC or go to those All boys/girls school- or if your fancy a private one like kings.
What I get most pissed off about is the fuckers that are always on their phone our just talking loud as fuck, and then the teacher stop the class, by the time they're done giving out there is only like 10 min left of class. I'm dipping from this school after fourth year because I don't want to be earning 40k a year like beta males(which I'm not).
Anyway thank you for reading my English essay
Signed: who (I don't want to get in trouble, unless they can see me email, then I'm fucked.
Also, i remember seeing this on one door, it was like It's OK to be OK ~ naaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. don't forget to have a great time losing brain cells.
GO TO LCC= RETARDATION X100000000000
lucan community college
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