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A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
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During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
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A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.
Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!
An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties
Person 1:
You are very condomic
Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out
A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids
A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.
Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.